Weekly (sometimes more) we have the pleasure of getting the Big Brother take from someone who ONLY watches the show. No feeds, no spoilers, to see how different our perspectives on the players are. Keep reading to see what they think so far!
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Ian, it’s a very good thing you didn’t put yourself in between Willie and Joe…bud, you would’ve been flattened. Britney, it really wasn’t your fault you’re down a player but you rode his ass like Zorro too. Boohoo Shane, I’d target you on principle alone because of that lame-ass hot pink tank top.
Janey, Boogie and Frank cheering about Willie being gone, that was just unclassy. When Chima was expelled it’s not like the group against her celebrated. That was so unclassy. Funny how Janey jumps from one alliance to another. Jenn, smart girl, the pawn does go home a lot of the time. Frank, you’re an idiot, y’all want to go after Shane? I don’t care for him, but going after Danielle is smarter because you get Dan out too.
Shane and JoJo’s error is fearing the block. If you think you’re going up, anticipate it and work a plan around it. JoJo, Frank doesn’t have to give you jack shit and EVERYONE deserves to stay in the house. Narcissist much? Swearing on your life and God doesn’t mean jack. Frank, don’t let that power go to your head there bud…well wait, you already are so yeah…go ahead and bury yourself.
JoJo needs to decide if she’s independent and her own thinker, or if she gets mindf’ed by someone else. Frank, you’re going to be in the same spot JoJo is again, so I wouldn’t pull a Willie too much there…berating JoJo, which is fun to watch, will come back to haunt you. My god, I can’t stand so many of them. And Frank, you’re still an idiot. Target the lone player on Dan’s team you dumb dummy.
So Shane and JoJo are up, not a shocker. Watch one get POV and Danielle go up, with Frank thinking he’s some genius when it’s really by default. Britney, you share blame in this. Willie’s actions weren’t right and he needs to own them, but had you not rode his ass like that then maaaaaaaaaybe he wouldn’t have gone off the way he did.
Okay, what the HELL on Shane’s pants too? Two large brown streaks distressed into the back legs, is that supposed to be stylish? Because honestly, he could be BB5 Scott’s streakmark brother. Boogie, oh so putting Danielle up is a backup plan and now you want Frank to buddy up to those he nominated (not to mention berating JoJo)? Ugh.
JoJo dressed for POV draw like she was about to go out barhopping. I feel for Danielle, she’s gotta know she’s the backup plan at this point. So she doesn’t get to play, that sucks. I like her.
Wow, could you imagine Ashley married with kids? I think the biggest thing is those poor people also on the PTA with her….”this one time, at band camp”….
Veto comp time! Boogie, ugh, get that turd off my screen, please. Oh Ashley, your DR attempts aren’t cute. I love these memory comps because the physical players don’t necessarily have the advantage. And I love players on the block stressing to us, as if we don’t know, that they have to win POV. Frank, if you knock Britney down to one player, yeah that’s great but you could be GETTING ONE COACH OUT YOU DORK. I hope everyone else is this dumb because I like Danielle a lot.
Yes Shane, you want to go fast. You are so smart. Ian has the advantage with his memory, for sure. Ashley’s strategy of remembering the first four letters of each word, really? Hon, fajita was spelled correctly. *eyeroll*
Smart Shane again deduces that he can’t let Ian win. Does a blind move, let’s see if he’s right. Ashley’s flitting around, I’m wondering if she realizes she’s in a competition or just composting like Chicken George in the first POV of BB7. Ashley, everyone WAS finished. Good lord. Joe, Ashley drives me nuts but you’re a dick. AND STOP YELLING IN THE DR.
Yes Janey, if no one gets more than 13, Ashley can win. But guess what? Wil had them all right. Why am I not liking Janey this year? Frank has them all right too, big whoop. JoJo, you weren’t first in, you didn’t automatically win. See? Ian beat you. But, yup, Shane wins with that blind guess (however it was only because Ian couldn’t find his fast enough, Ian knew he was right, you didn’t, you won by blind luck). *sigh* Brit, are you going to blame every defeat on Willie? Yes Frank, you’re now a Shane target. Duh. Yes, Shane, having POV benefits you. My god, give this guy an award because he’s a genius. *eye roll*
And Boogie, piss off you turd. I did like Shane’s subtle digs at Boogie making Frank’s decision (although he probably didn’t realize it). Boogie, you are a total turd, seriously, and you’re an idiot. Shane’s no genius, but he’s working you. Good lord. Telling Shane not to tell his coach is stupid, but if Shane doesn’t, then he’s definitely even more of an idiot.
LMFAO, Shane doesn’t tell Britney? Yup, he’s an idiot, a total idiot. You’re a BAD liar.
I like that Dan’s trying to get Danielle to fight for herself, make her not dependent on you. Danielle, hon, he’s won this before and smarter than the other coaches combined. Listen to him. Shane, you’re such a bad liar, my god, JoJo’s on your team, of COURSE you’re voting for her! Danielle, please don’t pull a Monet. Yup, you shouldn’t have trusted Shane, he’s a giant dork and you can do WAY better. But Shane, Danielle’s not flipping out, she’s upset. I like the idea of someone other than Danielle going up, but you’re not going to get him to put up anyone else. Yes, JoJo, if Wil were put up and voted out you’d be back in the game. LMFAO “This is a pretty elaborate plan I thought up”..really Shane? How elaborate is getting someone other than Danielle on the block?
Oh, and I love how Boogie has his players doing what he wants, when he yelled last week about how Willie should let everyone make up their own mind. OMG Frank joins the Braniac club Shane is in, says if Shane uses the POV he has to put someone else up. This has got to be the Season of Stupid, seriously.
So basically, Danielle’s going up on the block. Best bet at this point would be for Dan to work Janey. Get her to realize keeping Danielle and knocking out a power player like Shane is the better move (even though getting Danielle/Dan out is).
Okay, so personally I’d love to see JoJo go but that’s for selfish reasons, because I can’t stand her. The smarter move is to get Danielle and thusly Dan out, unfortunately. The only thing I could see is Janelle maaaaaaaaaaaaaybe saying they should get JoJo out and then if someone on her team gets HOH, they can go after Shane and knock Britney out. But really, the smarter move is to get Danielle out. I hope she doesn’t go, but strategically she should. But yeah, the selfish side of me would LOVE to see JoJo leave and what sucks more is I was liking Britney but now want her to squirm. So, that’s it…which track is correct guys? Who’s the house leaning towards?
The bigger question is….do you know who I am yet? See ya Thursday!