Big Brother: Last Yak Standing ~ Week 1

“Just days ago, 13 strangers entered the Big Brother House. And already they’ve been met with their fair share of twists, turns, and even a little bit of house drama. Tonight, two of them will face off for their chance to stay in the Big Brother game. The Houseguests already know one thing’s for sure, always expect the unexpected! Welcome to Big Brother!”

“Hello, I’m a Aussie Chen and welcome to Big Brother! Tonight we will learn the identity of the first houseguest to leave the Big Brother House. Just a mere twenty-four hours ago, HOH Jarrod nominated Myst and Josh for eviction. Both have managed to stay pretty neutral on the subject, since learning the news. At the veto ceremony, veto holder Robbie made the surprisingly easy decision not to save one of his new housemates from the chopping block ensuring that either Josh or Myst will be leaving tonight. But, a shocking twist blindsided the houseguests when they learned that they would not be voting on this week’s eviction. Instead, Myst and Josh went head to head in a competition that has remained a secret until now. We’ll find out how they did, a little later! But first, let’s check in on the Houseguests.”

“Good evening Houseguests!” Aussie greeted them. “Hi Aussie!” the houseguests cheered. “It’s been quite the week! Let’s get right to it…Justin, what was it like moving into the Big Brother house? “Well Aussie, It was chaotic. They came and got me at the last minute and I threw all my stuff together but when I got in everyone was awesome and I’ve just enjoyed all the personalities so far” very good! Aussie replied. “Possibly the most important question this week, Leo…How do you feel about this weeks twists?” “Let’s see here, Big Brother really threw us for a loop these first few days! If this is any indication of what we’re in for, then I think it’s going to be one hell of a season! And I’m really excited!!! I would also like to mention that I’m really glad that the two nominees are getting a chance to actually fight to stay in the house, and not have to rely on campaigning for votes.” “Expect the unexpected received a whole new meaning this week!” Aussie laughed. “KC, are you glad this week is almost over?” “Hahaha” KC gave a sarcastic giggle. “Ya know Aussie, Yes and no! It’s been a whirlwind of fun, twists and emotions so I’m glad this week is finally coming to an end! On the other hand, I hate to have to lose anybody in here because we have all become pretty good friends. Bittersweet!.” “I see, but unfortunately the fun has to end sometime!” the houseguests all groaned with sadness. “Last but not least, let’s check in with our HOH this week, Jarrod…do you think Big Brother has more twists in store for the house this summer?” “I hope for the sake of all our sanities that the answer is “no”, but after this first week, I think it’s a 100% chance of “additional twists with a side of paranoia.”. “Thank you Houseguests, I’ll be back a little later!”

“Just hours ago, Myst and Josh competed in a battle called “Ball a Track”. The houseguest with the highest score will remain in the game. The houseguest with the lowest score will be leaving us tonight. Neither of them knows the others score. It’s time to break the news to the Houseguests”

“Houseguests, it’s time to reveal the results of the “Fight for your life” competition. As you all know Myst and Josh face eviction this week but their fate was put in their hands. The two battled it out in a game of “Ball a Track” and the Houseguest with the lowest score will be leaving us tonight.” Aussie paused. “Just a reminder, once I reveal the results the evicted Houseguest must gather their belongings and head out the front door!” “With a score of 774 points…Myst you are safe! Josh, you have been evicted from the Big Brother House!” the Houseguests all let out a gasp as Josh stood up and began saying his goodbyes before walking out the front door.

“Welcome Josh!” Aussie greeted him as he walked out the front doors into the audience filled studio. “I can see the shock on your face right now; I can’t begin to imagine what must be going through your mind.” Aussie said. “Did you ever think you’d find yourself sitting here tonight? “ “Yes I did ha-ha. In fact right away I knew. I mean I hadn’t officially even settled into the house when PoV was revealed and HoHs were picked. Then I had some busy days at work and home, so I didn’t get to post much so here I am ha-ha. But in no way is this a surprise. Plus I didn’t PM anyone or kiss any butts. I couldn’t bring myself to do that in fake game ha-ha. But Jarrod said I didn’t get to know him all that well…well I didn’t have much time. Work and real life and all, on that subject, I didn’t like how people treated Myst. They might have lots of free time to play that game but others don’t. So what Mystcl complained, I think I remember others complaining too. Myst was busy, as are others. It would be nice if people were respectable of that or if they could at least be upfront instead of running to the HoH and saying somehow Myst deserved to be nominated because of two complaints. If her complaints bothered anyone, they should have asked her, what’s up. “

“How did the twists impact your strategy this week?” “Umm, they didn’t. I guess I voted for Pink for HoH because she had Danielle as her favorite houseguest pick will Jarrod have Jeff. Danielle was one of the greatest BB players ever, Jeff was not, so I thought I’d throw her a vote for some Dani love. That’s as far as my strategy went. Hmm, I wonder if that’s why I’m here. Again I was recruited into the game so I didn’t have much to get in game mode real life and all. I also wasn’t sure the PMing rules and If we were allowed and what not. I also didn’t think the house thread would be so involved ha-ha”

“How did you feel knowing that the fate was in your hands this week and not the other houseguests?” “Was it ever in my hands? I don’t think so, not really. I much rather the vote have played out to be honest. I didn’t like competing with Myst in the first place because we’ve been posting on this board forever and then it was bad enough we were nominated against each other. And you know how I feel about that game we played.

“Any final thoughts?” “I’m super happy Myst is still in because she’s awesome and funny and she choose Angie as her favorite HGs, so triple awesome points. I hope she goes far and that people are more understanding about other people’s time, because sometime this summer they’ll run across it too. Either way I had a fun time and look forward to watching the rest of the season played out.”

“Thank you Josh!” Aussie said as he shook his hand and smiled into the camera. “I’ll talk more with Josh tomorrow afternoon on “The Yak”. Up next, the Head of Household competition stay with us!” Aussie said as the show cut to a commercial break.

“Houseguests, the power is up for grabs! As Head of Household you will hold the most important position in the house. In the game of Big Brother, many have gone before you. Some great, and some not so great! But, if it weren’t for them…our “Founding Brothers” we would not have the game we all know and love today. In honor of tonight’s Big Brother 14 Premiere on CBS, tonight’s HOH competition will take us on a journey of Big Brother’s past. That’s right; in tonight’s competition you must correctly match the following statements with the corresponding houseguest who said them.”

“Founding Brothers” HOH Competition

Here’s how it works: EXAMPLE

1.“You’re a homosapien Brendon, you’re not a Wizzard!”

Who said it?

A. Britney or B. Monet? – The answer is A. Britney!

Let’s get started!

Question 1:

“I’m waking up tomorrow a new person, isn’t that cool? In a way I’m excited!”

Who said it?

A. Karen or B. Jamie

Question 2:

“Shannon’s a slick ass! She’ll bring the tears when it’s necessary”

Who said it?

A. Autumn or B. Monica

Question 3:

Who said it?

“I think being an outsider can be an advantage, in that I’m a wildcard”

A. Marcella’s or B. Jerry

Question 4:

“The queen of the Big Brother house would probably be…me!”

Who said it?

A. Jun or B. Allison

Question 5:

Who said it?

“Everything about Holly annoys me!”

A. Diane or B. Nakomis

Question 6:

Who said it?

“It’s been promised to me, that the votes are going to be for me to stay. However, nothing would shock me!”

A. Beau or B. Ivyette

Question 7:

Who said it?

“We hatched what we think is the perfect plan!”

A. Will or B. Boogie

Question 8:

Who said it?

“I didn’t come in here expecting to like, feel like this”

A. Nick or B. Eric

Question 9:

Who said it?

“I had to pull him aside to talk; I knew he wasn’t going to take the initiative”

A. Jen or B. Amanda

Question 10:

Who said it?

“I don’t really know any gay people!”

A. Dan or B. Jerry

Question 11:

Who said it?

“I’m on the block, so I’m going to try to mend some fences”

A. Russell or B. Lydia

Question 12:

Who said it?

“If you pull me off the block, dude I will have your back!”

A. Hayden or B. Brendon

Question 13:

“What is this…space milk mountain?”

A. Jordan or B. Lawon

In the event of a tie, how many of your fellow Houseguests listed Big Brother as one of their favorite TV shows?

“Who will become the new HOH? Find out next time. For now, let’s eavesdrop on the houseguests, from outside the Big Brother house, I’m Aussie Chen…goodnight!”

“Founding Brothers”

Question 1:

“I’m waking up tomorrow a new person, isn’t that cool? In a way I’m excited!”

Who said it?

The correct answer is Karen – I’m sorry Kel, you have been eliminated. Please reset, and step down!

Question 2:

“Shannon’s a slick ass! She’ll bring the tears when it’s necessary”

Who said it?
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The correct answer is Monica – Everyone got it right, everyone moves on!

Question 3:

Who said it?

“I think being an outsider can be an advantage, in that I’m a wildcard”

The correct answer is Gerry – Leo, Kali and Paulette, you got it wrong, please reset and step down!

Question 4:

“The queen of the Big Brother house would probably be…me!”

Who said it?

The correct answer is Jun – Al and KC please step down!

Question 5:

Who said it?

“Everything about Holly annoys me!”

The correct answer is Diane – Cody, Alex, and Myst you got it wrong; That means, CONGRATULATIONS ROBBIE YOU ARE THE NEW HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD!

“Jarrod please give Robbie the key to the HOH Room!” Aussie directed. “What’s in store for the house now that Robbie’s in power? Find out next time on Big Brother!”

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