Here at the Yak, we are ALWAYS thinking of you, and how to make your life easier. Well, we came across this simple little tip today, and thought what the heck, let’s share! Hey, even I had to grab a shoe and try it after watching this. Kinda like after reading that e-mail about how no one can lick their elbow… well you get the picture. Anyway, check this out!

A man was riding his Harley along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, The Lord said,
‘Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant
you one wish.’

The biker pulled over and said, ‘Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride
over anytime I want.’

The Lord said, ‘Your request is materialistic, think of the enormous
challenges for that kind of undertaking; the supports required too reach
the bottom of the Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! It
will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is
hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little
more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind.’

The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, ‘Lord, I
wish that I, and all men, could understand our wives; I want to know how
she feels inside, what she’s thinking when she gives me the silent
treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing’s wrong, and how I can make a woman truly happy.

The Lord replied, ‘You want two lanes or four on that bridge?’

Did you hear about the new Barbie?

It’s called “Divorced Barbie”…………

It comes with HALF of Ken’s shit!

Once upon a time, there were 3 bears: Momma Bear, Papa Bear, and Baby Bear.

Papa Bear said “my porridge is too hot!!”
Momma Bear said “my porridge is too cold.”

Baby Bear said “Bitch, Bitch, Bitch!!”