Let’s Yakkity Yak!!! April 29th, 2010

Hello, hello, hello everyone! Ahrean here with another edition of Let’s Yakkity Yak! We have some interesting and not so surprising stories today, so let’s get right to it.

The International Olympic Committee issued a decision on 4/28/10 to strip the Chinese Women’s Team Bronze medal won in the 2000 Summer Olympics, which were held in Sydney, Australia.

 This decision was made after one of the team members, Dong Fangxiao, was discovered to have been 14 at the time the games were held. This was found out due to her registration as a national technical official in the 2008 Beijing Olympics, showing her birth date to be in 1986, which would’ve made her 14 at the time of the Sydney games, as said before. This means that the USA Women’s team will be awarded the bronze medal, and Fangxiao will also be stripped of her 6^th and 7^thplace finishes in other events. Seriously though, is anyone surprised at this? These girls all looked like they were about 10 years old even, everyone and their dog KNEW they weren’t of the age required to be in the Olympics but no evidence had been brought forth to support it. But seriously, why? Those in these elite sports are already subject to so much, including the predictable amenorrhea (which is a delay in menstruation and inevitable shorter statue), so to put quite literally a child into this is disgusting in my opinion. I’m glad they were finally exposed.

 (Photo courtesy of People Magazine)

Sandra Bullock is filing for divorce from husband Jesse James and has revealed to People magazine that she is adopting a baby boy and plans to raise him as a single parent. Both Bullock and James started the adoption process four years ago, and they brought 3.5 month old Louis Bardo Bullock home in January, planning to reveal the news after the Oscars. Unfortunately the reveal of his affair with the lovely Naziesque tattooed scag took precedence. Although they did plan to raise the baby together, Bullock now states that she will raise the child as a single parent. Again, while I’m surprised by the adoption news, I’m not shocked about the divorce. When a man would willingly put his manhood inside a creature like he did, and choose to cheat on a woman like Bullock, you have to question his judgement and it’s probably best another child isn’t exposed to that. Good for you Sandy, you will be a GREAT mother.

The friendly skies were once again turned into a frightening place by a true nutjob Wednesday when a Continental flight from Houston to Washington was diverted to Charlotte, after a threatening note was left written on a bathroom mirror. Apparently a man stated some things (keep in mind I’m trying to remember all this from watching GMA this morning) about bombs and such, even though he had nothing of the sort. Obviously he was taken into custody after that. Okay, seriously, cry for attention much slambag? If you want help, or attention, or something like that which you CLEARLY do, don’t do it on an airplane. Flying is scary enough, we don’t need loons like you up there freaking out because you’re dissatisfied with your own life. Watch Oprah or Dr. Phil or something, seek psychiatric help and stay the hell off my flight!

Is there a person left, outside of her family, that truly thinks Heidi Pratt exercises sound judgement in any decision she makes in her life? She married Spencer Pratt, that alone should leave nothing to question. Then she Frankensteined herself up when she didn’t need to. Granted, I dont’ know her personally, but everything I’ve seen and read about her screams “ATTENTION AND FAME SEEKING!!!!”. And now her friends (she has friends?) fear that she’s relying on painkillers post surgery. Wow, Captain Obvious on that one, will all the plastic she’s got in her these days I’m surprised parts of her haven’t melted down when she gets close to any heat source. Sources close to her state that she only got the surgery because she knew it would be a huge story, but of course, she’d never do anything JUST for publicity would she? (wink, wink) Of course, they wouldn’t! HAH! First they coasted on Lauren Conrad’s coattails on The Hills, then they continued to embarrass themselves on I’m A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! They still embarrass themselves to this day and what’s sad is that Heidi had a good career going with the party/event planning company she worked with during the early seasons of The Hills. Then she made the biggest mistake ever by dating the albino eyebrows/bearded man Spencer Pratt. But I’m sure he truly loves her, he wouldn’t have gone after a Hills girl so he could get on the show and get fame himself would he? WINK, WINK. Seriuosly, Spencer, do the world a favor and reconsider that vasectomy you decided not to get. Putting a child into your hands would be an abomination.

Well, I’m off to harvest crops in Farmville and cook dishes in Cafe World. Keep your eyes open and your ears perked for the next edition of Let’s Yakkity Yak. This is Ahrean……OUT. 

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