Let’s Yakkity Yak! May 3rd, 2010

Welcome back everyone to Let’s Yakkity Yak! Hopefully y’all had a great weekend, and are ready for yet another work week. What’s that? No, screw you! Roflmao! In all seriousness, I’m glad you came back to give us another try so let’s get down to it. But be sure to come on into our forum and tell us what you think!

Miss Halle Berry is speaking out about the split between her and Gabriel Aubry and let’s just say her story is MUCH different than his! Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, even post relationship and you do NOT mess with Miss Halle. From the tidbits I got off of People Magazine, she is saying that the split occurred months ago and the SHE kicked him out, he didn’t just choose to leave. Plus, from her side, he wasn’t pulling his weight in the relationship and she wanted to move on. The good part of all of this is that they are both commited to their daughter and what’s best for her. Regardless, it seems as though they both have differing stories as to what casued the split and this should be interesting to watch!

Hey, how about some irony? According to Popeater.com, Michael Lohan is seeking conservatorship over his daughter, Lindsay Hot Mess Lohan, much like Britney’s dad has done. Now both fathers don’t have the greatest track records when it comes to an image of astute parenting BUT I do give the edge to Spears’ father. Michael Lohan is a tool, plain and simple. Even better, he’s a discount tool at the dollar store, you know, the piece of shit kind that breaks the first time you try to use it. We’ve all heard the stories of his lovely ability in restraint, and yeah that’s sarcasm. We’ve all heard his fame seeking attempts, along with his ex, Dina “I Want To Be On Dancing With The Stars” Lohan. What pisses me off more than anything is when a child gets famous and their parent tries to milk off it. Sure, you conceived and birthed the child, sure you raised them (sometimes) but this doesn’t automatically mean that you get everything that kid who’s working their ass off gets. And with these two, it is a small wonder that Lindsay is as messed up as she is! Get a life Michael Lohan!

The remake of Nightmare on Elm Street cleaned up at the box office over the weekend, in anticipation of the Iron Man 2 release this coming weekend. It pulled in 32.2 million, but this wasn’t the biggest release of the Nightmare franchise, Freddy Vs. Jason pulled in 36 million it’s opening weekend. That being said, Iron Man 2 hit the 100 million mark overseas, on 6,700 plus screens and like I said before, it opens in the US this Friday. FINALLY! So, did you see Nightmare? Tell us what you think, please, because it’s hard to imagine anything could top Johnny Depp getting sucked into a bed, or Robert Englund as Freddy Kreuger himself. Either way, do you guys like the idea of remakes? I’m ambivalent, honestly. Sometimes it’s a good idea, other times, not so much. But the breakdown of the weekend box office goes like this: 1) Nightmare on Elm Street, estimated 32.2 million, 2) How To Train Your Drago, $10.8 million, 3) Date Night, $7.6 million, 4) The Back-Up Plan, $7.2 million, 5) Furry Vengeance, $6.5 million, 6) The Losers, $6 million, 7) Clash Of The Titans, $5.98 million, 8) Kick-Ass, $4.5 million, 9) Death At A Funeral, $4 million, 10) Oceans, $2.6 million. And if you add all that up and double it or more, that’s probably going to be what I’ll be saying Iron Man 2 made after this next weekend. Look out all other movies, Tony Stark is back! Is anyone else as excited as I am about this movie? Robert Downey, Jr. was MADE for this role, and NOONE else could ever do it.

Hey asshole who tried to leave an SUV loaded with bombs in Times Square, YOU’RE A FREAKING DIPWAD!!!! This dork left the SUV loaded with propane, gas cans, fireworks and timding dvices, plus more than 100 pounds of fertilizer, but here’s the kicker. The dumbass got the WRONG kind of fertilizer! Oklahoma City bomber Timothy McVeigh used ammonium nitrate, but this dork obviously didn’t. The bomber’s identity isn’t know, nor is his motived but obviously he or she didn’t know what they were doing. And thankfully so because I’m not advocating the use of the right kind either. I just think it’s hilarious that someone was hell bent on causing havoc in NYC and yet didn’t do his/her research. DUH. Plus, the valves on the propane tanks weren’t open, making it much less likely that the gas inside would’ve ignited. The person is described as a white man, so there ya go, dorko has a penis. He is in his 40′s and was seen leaving the area near the SUV, shedding a dark shirt, showing a red shirt underneath. Predictably, the Pakistani Taliban just had to claim responsibility for this bombing attempt. More asshatedness because why would you claim responsibility for something that wasn’t even done right?!? Because you hate our country? Then dont’ freaking come here! And to the asshat that did try to do this, we get it, you don’t like the US. SO GET THE HELL OUT.

Well that’s about it for today, I’m off to work! So keep your eyes and ears open and come on back tomorrow……….this is Ahrean….OUT.