Another day, another Yakdate. Click “continue reading” to see what happened Saturday in the BB house.The houseguests this year cannot seem to get enough of themselves. They keep claiming how this is going to be the best season of BB yet, most entertaining to watch. Little do they know that picking my toenail is more enjoyable than times in the house this summer. Andrew and Brendon had a talk early Saturday morning. Andrew mentioned to Brendon how he needs him around to help take down the house and that he may even throw the veto Brendon’s way (to protect himself and Rachel) for a vote from the two of them to keep him in the house. Interesting strategy there, Andrew…If this is his way of staying safe in case he actually can’t win veto, he is really playing the game!
The houseguests woke up around 8am BBT and realized they were locked out of the backyard, likely for POV comp today. Not much excitement happened in the morning, except Enzo’s delusions of grandeur about selling “Bragade” merchandise and Meow-Meow boobleheads.
I’ve come to the conclusion that Matt suffers from what I call “Short-man syndrome”. He hates humanity because they are all bigger than him, so he takes it out on them by being spiteful and heartless. He’s like Napoleon and Kim Jong Il but with a fake bone disease. ~ Knucklehead
POV comp was in the afternoon. Took a few hours to complete and we came back to find that Brendon won the POV, making the Bragade and the house remember that it’s going to be hard to take them out. The competition seemed to be something involved with making guesses and predictions compared to the other houseguests and “folding” with your choice. Of course, Enzo as a host had to make it interesting. So that’s what a mafia genie looks like. ~ Yellowdog It seems as if the plan is to still vote Kathy out and to keep Andrew in the house. I’m glad Brendon won. Titzilla and Brenda are the only ones who have the guts to put up “The Brigade”. I want to see Slimy Fuck, Al Pacino, Bobby Brady and G. W. Bush squirm. ~ Knucklehead And of course, Rachel took the time to let us know who she would nominate if she was HOH. Lane & Kristen, with the objective of getting out Kristen.
Matt and Kathy were discussing the nominations in the HOH room and Matt admitted that he screwed up because now two people that no one wants out (apparently) are on the block and one will go home. Well, if no one wanted them out, why did you nominate them? Idiot.
So much BORING in the Big Brother house today. Not much else to recap or cover. The night went on with the houseguests getting drunk and actually getting along. How cute. Food for thought as I leave you, we might actually have Jessie in the Big Brother house for the third season in a row.
Now that I think about it, Rachel and Jessie’s facial structures are really similar, right down to their beak-like lips. ~ Kristin