Another day, another Yakdate. You know the drill! Our live feed update threads are the place to be. Eviction day and a new HoH…what happened on Thursday in the BB house?
I don’t care who wins HOH if they’ll just get Rachel out of the house so we can stop watching the pukefest that is her “relationship” with Brendon… and so we don’t have to hear that laugh and her valley girl way of speaking. And did I mention I’m sick, sick, SICK of looking at her boobs and watching her shake her ass? ~ Sandy
Hello again, friends. Let’s dive right in to the excitement of this season on Big Brother. No! Get your mind out of the gutter…I didn’t say diving in and Rachel in the same sentence! Needless to say, that might be the only exciting thing you read in this recap today, unless we get an endurance comp. With eviction/live show day, we might not get much of the feeds and they might be just cleaning/getting ready for the show all day. Rachel and Brendon discussed their strategy for the possible endurance comp tonight – watching for who might throw it, who to wait for to drop before Brendon drops. They think that Britney isn’t gunning for them, so they might not be too scared if they lose to her. Hmm…
HOH lockdown started around 10:45am BBT…Full of small talk in the HOH room, as Rachel wonders what parts of the “sexing” did BB show for Jesse/Lydia and April/Ollie. Apparently she’s a little worried about what they might show of her and Brendon. And with that, my friends, virtually nothing worth reporting happened before feeds went away around 2:12pm BBT. The bubbles in WBRB seem to be a lot more exciting than actually watching the houseguests.
When the feeds come back, I can see Kathy laying in a pool of blood with her severed arm hanging from her surfboard. ~ Yellowdog
HOH competition is on. Lane and Kathy are the first two out of the competition before the feeds even come back on after the live show. They are HAVES for the week, as well as the next 3 down. I am guessing this is going to come down to Brenda and Hayden. Come on Hayden…if Brenda wins HOH, I might have to slit my wrists watching him and Elvira all week again. ~ teslarules
Kristen, Hayden, and Britney didn’t take long to follow those two in joining the HAVES for the week. Big Brother really put a dent in some plans on when to drop out of this comp because now eating was on the line!
Then the HAVE-NOTS needed to be decided, with the next 4 victims of the surfboards from hell. Enzo went, then Brendon. Of course, Brendon falling didn’t make miss Rachel too happy, which apparently our resident grandma did not enjoy watching. Fu*k you, Rachel, and your thin lipped, fake redheaded ugly faced fake haired fake boobs tw*t. ~ Grandmamichelf
We were left with Matt, Andrew, and Ragan. Andrew KNEW he had to fight for his life here because he did NOT want to be a Have-not with slop he wasn’t sure was Kosher for him to eat. (BB assures the houseguests that slop is Kosher for Andrew, by the way.) As the surf boards were drawn in, as more water flowed down, as the fans created the “wind” to spice things up, Andrew couldn’t stay on much longer. And off he went. Meanwhile, we were reminded that miss Rachel was still watching this competition (as an automatic Have as outgoing HOH) and was NOT happy to see Brendon down. Not much later, her offer to give a pep talk to Matt & Ragan was turned down faster than Brendon could talk about Annie while making out with Rachel.
As the rest of the house went inside, Matt & Ragan had some time to strike a deal without any witnesses. Ragan promised Matt earlier that he would throw the HOH comp to Matt if it came down to them, but he wanted to go a little longer so it didn’t look that obvious. But Ragan had his doubts…Matt told Ragan that he wanted to
put up Andrew/Kathy and convince Brendon/Rachel to keep Matt/Ragan safe next week. Apparently Brendon and Rachel still run the house and have instilled fear in the houseguests. When you look like this, how could people not scare you? Rachel looks like the ferryman’s dead wife. ~ Grandmamichelf
Now, if the POV was used, Brendon and Rachel would go up. If they were not OK with it, then he would nominate them both instead of Andrew and Kathy. Ragan is convinced that nominating/evicting either Brendon or Rachel is not a great idea, but evicting Kathy is … one less vote for Brendon/Rachel’s side. I guess he hasn’t realized that evicting either Brendon or Rachel is also one less vote for their side. But that’s neither here nor there.
All in all, after an absence of feeds, we return to find that Matt has won HOH, Ragan becomes a Have-not. Matt wants to make sure that Brendon and Rachel make it to the jury house because he thinks they’d be a sure vote for him if he makes it to the end. As Matt explains to Rachel his plan about getting Kathy out of the house, she is surprised that everyone would want him to put her and Brendon up. She cannot comprehend why they would want to break the two of them up. Must be the “red” hair. Yay! Rachel is groveling. She should be good at it since she’s used to being on her knees. ~ Kristin
And with that, that was all the excitement the houseguests had in them. Expect boredom for about 3 days now since they used up any indication of life they might have had last night. And with that, I leave you. till next time my pretties…