Another day brings another recap. Anything big happen pre-eviction day? What was that extra long lockdown all about? Click below to read today’s recap and don’t forget to check out our live feed threads daily! As an added bonus in our attempt to make reading about these houseguests as exciting as possible, don’t forget to search some of the screencaps for the hidden Yak!
Alcohol had a different effect on some than it did on others. Matt passed out, while Kristen and Hayden hang out on the hammock with good things sure to come (including a handful of boobage). Otherwise, it seems the night action was what was expected from the ever so exciting crew.
Around 7:43am BBT, it seems like the Houseguests were being awaken. It seems that Big Brother doesn’t have enough tape reel full of boring, lounging houseguests before this week’s shows, so they need a bit more footage. HGs wake up and Rachel has to head to the stockade for her last sentence from the veto comp.
Need to get that out of the way before the long lockdown promised for later in the day.
And at 9am BBT, the indoor lockdown was called, which of course can only mean none other than Brendon/Rachel sexy time. I hope he’s [brendon] wearing a safety harness or he may fall in and never be heard from again. ~ Saint Dagame. Of
course, that didn’t last very long. What would Rachel/Brendon sexy time be without the interruption from the friendly cop, Kathy? Brendan’s puppy dog love for Rachael is annoying, but I think me might be a better player if she is eliminated next week. Or maybe he’ll have a Mel Gibsonesque breakdown and start punching Britney. Either way, should be fun to watch. ~ teslarules
Yet still by around 1pm BBT, nothing exciting has happened in the house worth reporting. So we interrupt this friendly recap for today’s edition of “The Peeping Yak.”
And now back to your regularly scheduled Big Brother Programming.
Yep. Still nothing going on…Big Brother gave Rachel the HoH camera and computer for her blog to occupy the early afternoon hours. I think the Have-Not diet has affected Monet a little too much. Being on an indoor lockdown all day apparently merits wearing a bathing suit. 
Quick, someone act shocked! The Houseguests decided to get creative and invent a game they can play in the house. Some will go downstairs and rearrange things in a room. The others, in the HoH room will then flip to the channel on the TV that shows the room and see if they can tell what’s changed. This brings laziness to a whole new level, since actually going down to the room is too much work. Not long after, Hayden suggested Hide & Seek. Well, at least it’s something different than The Eternal Sunshine of The Bitching Mind by Britney, Porn BB Style by Brenchel and Who Wants To Be A Soprano by Enzo. ~ Ahrean
From here on out, maybe we should just let the pictures do the talking. Words cannot describe the boredom in the house.
I meant to click on feed 2, but accidentally clicked on 3 and I got a message on my B3V viewer that says “Are you out of your motherf*c*ing mind? You don’t want to watch that shit!” So I made sure to definitely click on feed 2 on the second try. ~ Kristin (on the Brendon/Rachel escapades)

And yesterday we proposed a petition to bring Ronnie back in the house. Well readers, I ask you this…would you sign THIS petition. Ponder this. I’d smell Natalie’s unshowered pits for 6 days if you promised me I wouldnt hear Rachel’s laugh. ~ teslarules
As always, thanks to hevnlee, aztekpm, and obxkali for their screencaps!





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