Recap: Live-feed mini Yakdate, Wed. July 28

Happy post-Hump day, folks. Another recap of our live feeds! Continue reading for the latest dish!

If white face without makeup, short hair without extensions, bitching about everything under the sun, laughing to the point people want to vomit, not being called on the carpet for her house meeting, 7 pounds of eye liner bitch doesnt leave soon I am voting for her to get a Scud Missile shoved up her milky white ass. ~ teslarules

Hump day began with some of the houseguests discussing who to pit against who in the HOH competition (if it’s one of those where you can choose who to face head-to-head).  Ragan also told Matt that he thinks there might be a twist week 5 (ed: could it be when someone is voted back into the house?). Apparently Matt thinks the showmance is what brought Rachel down in the house because she is friends with everyone but Brendon is ruthless. If I may interject, not sure what in the hell these people see in her. Britney, Matt, and Ragan discussing how important HOH is on Thursday and how they’re not going to want to sit through the live show, just get on with the competition.

And when the houseguests woke up this morning, tempers flared and people actually yelled! Imagine that in this Big Brother house. Andrew confronted Kristen because she is hanging out with Kathy and talking, but her and Hayden have yet to talk to Andrew and he’s on the block too. Kristen tells him that Kathy’s upset and they are friends. Andrew said, “And I’m not upset?!?” Andrew ran back to his bed and is crying, trying to get his head back in the game. It seems as if Andrew being ostracized in that house has finally caught up to him and he can no longer keep his thoughts to himself. Can you blame him? Yeah, keep Kathy. That’s real smart. Lump of lead. Brainless twit. ~ Grandmamichelf

As people discuss the situation afterwards, it doesn’t look like Andrew will be staying tomorrow. He told Ragan how he respects Brendon (which very well might hurt him in the end if Ragan goes around spreading that piece of news). It’s looking more and more that Andrew’s spilling everything he knows about alliances before he’s evicted tomorrow. Andrew pulled Brendon aside later to chat and he told Brendon that when he leaves tomorrow, he is leaving with a BLAST that will put Brendon in a good position in the house. He will no longer be the target anymore. Brendon wants to call a house meeting so Andrew can apologize to the house and try to keep the votes he already has to stay in the house. Andrew says that even if he’s leaving, Brendon will not have a target on his back after what he says.

Ragan’s “That’s What She Said” jokes are always so bad. (I guess because he really doesn’t know what she would say.) ~ Alex336

Andrew doesn’t want to do a house meeting, but he thinks he has to. After their discussion, Andrew went out to the backyard started chatting with Enzo. Enzo has no idea why Brendon/Rachel weren’t put on the block to begin with. Andrew’s telling him keep an open mind about the votes until the last minute.

Rachel’s tits make a bigger noise than anyone in this house. ~ Sphinx

Brendon really wants Andrew to stay in this house. He’s trying to encourage him and give him some fire to stay in the house … not to give up! Andrew realizes he cannot do the social aspect of this game. He is really down in the dumps and Brendon is doing everything in his power to try and show him that he’s on his side, saying they are friend’s no matter what. Brendon still pushes the house meeting idea on Andrew, just so he can redeem himself as best as he can.

Around 545pm BBT, Andrew called the house meeting. Andrew apologized and said how hard this past week has done. He did not mean to do anyone wrong, he was angry because he felt Kristen took away the only person he felt he could talk to (Kathy). Andrew could not keep the tears in during the house meeting. It did not last very long, as Andrew left shortly after saying his bit to go and pray. Andrew and Lane have a quick discussion not long after and Lane mentioned how he has respect for what Andrew did. Maybe this will get him enough votes? Brendon seems to feel really bad about Andrew crying so much today; he went up and gave Andrew the veto necklace and said “here, evict me instead.”

And because many of you might not have seen this in the live feed update thread, the Yak posts this here for your enjoyment, courtesy of teslarules.

Brenda: I called this house meeting since you all arent paying enough attention to the guy with the funny thing on his head.
Rachel: Like its called like a harmonica Brenda…..i hate you for calling it a “thing on the head”
Matt: Have I said my wife has a disease?
Enzo: I’ll make a trade, I’ll take her disease for a DiGiorno frozen pizza.
Hayden: You can make that trade, as long as you dont include Kristen’s white thong.
Rachel: Like, my white as chalk ass is like so much hotter in a thong than like Kristens in that white thong, don’t you agree Brendon?
Brendon: Well, I do like the fact that Kristen’s glutes have seen the sun in the past 17 years.
Rachel: Oh my god Brendon, like I gave you my love and my crotch shots, and like, you didnt appreciate them, I know I am like as white as snow but like, show me some love you douchebag.
Brendon: I am sorry Rachel. I love you and your body that without makeup looks like its been laying in the morgue for 7 days.
Rachel: I love you too Brendon, thank god you are into necrophilia.