Yakksters, the Yak will be turning One year old on Saturday, October 10th! In the past year, we’ve had more than 100,000 posts, nearly 250 members, and countless memorable moments. If you’re not a part of the Yak, there’s no better time to join in on the fun! On behalf of the YakkityYaks staff, we’d like to thank ALL of our members for being a part of our inaugural year on the world wide web! Happy Birthday YakkityYaks and here’s to many more!

On another note, our very own co-leader Ahrean will be reprising her role as the Big Brother transcriber, as Kevin and Lydia chat LIVE with RealSuperpass on Thursday, October 15. Be sure to join us for what promises to be a revealing interview.

Big Brother 11′s final HOH is crowned! Click below to see who & join us in our show discussion thread!

Jordan won HOH!

Heya Yakksters! CBS has released a press release regarding Thursday’s LIVE show … with a twist! Click below to read the official release and click here to join our discussion!

In a nutshell: Kevin will be named the new HOH on Thursday after winning Part 1 of the final HOH competition. Janelle, Evel Dick, Danielle Reyes, and Mike Boogie will join Julie LIVE in the studio!

09.09.2009 IT’S DOWN TO THE FINAL 3 HOUSEGUESTS AS MICHELE BECOMES THE TENTH HOUSEGUEST TO BE EVICTED FROM THE “BIG BROTHER” HOUSE
Michele Was Evicted Last Night from the BIG BROTHER House After Kevin Used The Power of Veto and then Casted the Sole Vote

Former Houseguests Janelle, Evel Dick, Danielle Reyes and Mike Boogie Join Julie In Studio on Thursday’s LIVE Show at 8:00 PM

Also on Thursday, former Houseguests Mike Boogie (Big Brother 2; Winner, Big Brother All-Stars), Danielle Reyes (Big Brother 3; Big Brother All-Stars), Janelle (Big Brother 6, Big Brother All-Stars) and Evel Dick (Winner, Big Brother will join Julie live on stage to discuss this season of BIG BROTHER on Thursday, Sept. 10 (8:00-9:00 PM, ET/delayed PT).

Yakksters, we have a winner in the final HOH competition part 1! Click below to get spoiled!  Come join us in our live feed update thread for the latest!

Houseguests look like they are standing on a log holding on to dear life to the key. The log has started to roll. The last person holding on to their key moves on to part 3 of this final HOH. One hand must be on the key at all times.

Update:It is now raining on the houseguests as the log continues to turn.

Update: Wind is blowing leaves on the houseguests.

Jordan fell first and went inside to get warm, allowing Kev and Nat to chat.

Natalie then threw the comp to Kevin.

Kevin wins part one of HOH!

Busy night ahead of us … click below to see if POV was used! Come discuss in our show thread!

Kevin used the POV on himself. Jordan was nominated in his place.

Natalie Martinez, probably the most hated houseguest in Big Brother’s 11 season history, will not win Big Brother 11. America cheers!

How, you say, when she’s played such a brilliant manipulative, lying, scheming game, only really requiring her to win one competition so far? You say some might see that as true skill, something that should be honored with the 500K, even if she is destestable.

Here’s the thing. IF she gets to the final two, and let’s say Jordan is there too, Jordan has three votes already locked up. She will have Jeff’s vote, she will have Michele’s vote and she will have Russell’s vote. She may not have the others, but I’m sure she’ll have those. So, at the least it’s a 3-3 vote tie. America breaks the tie. Anyone that can tell me that America would hand the victory to a contestant they’d rather see come that close and lose, well, they’re dreaming.

Now comes the fun part. The jury questions. A few weeks ago Natalie was telling Kevin that once you make up a lie, you have to stick to it no matter what. And she has. Her lies have slowly begun to leak out, both in the jury house with Jessie’s revelation that she is really 24 and also by her own mouth to those still in the Big Brother house. Surely she will be confronted with those lies at the jury questioning. And when confronted, I highly anticipate her STILL sticking to the lies to the very end, adament that she wasn’t lying.

The jury will give her a chance to own up to them, even if nothing else to say that it was her strategy, her gameplay. But this is where Natalie is no Will. Will came in saying he was going to lie and people still didn’t evict him. But because he owned up to it, he was handed the victory in the second season and had Erika and Janelle not shared stories, he very well could have won All Stars. Natalie’s not going to own up to it. And that’s where she’s going to lose the game at.

Because she won’t own up to her lies, because she won’t admit to it, I doubt she’ll get more than a couple votes from the jury, if that. If Jordan is at the end, congrats Jordan, you are the winner of Big Brother 11. If it’s Kevin, congrats Kevin, then you’re the winner. But Natalie? Nope, not going to happen. And that’s going to ease the pain of losing Jeff from the game for this author a bit.

With the veto competition over this week, and Kevin’s the winner (and if you’re reading this then obviously you know we have spoilers) it comes down to either Jordan or Michele being evicted Tuesday.

Kevin now has that choice and could potentially guarantee himself final two, but at this point, he would have to actually play for himself. Question is, will he? (And don’t get me wrong, my personal opinion is that I want Jordan to stay because I’ve been a JeJo fan from the start and am still heartbroken over Jeff leaving BUT read on for why he should evict her should he want a 100% guaranteed chance to get to final 2.)

Natalie hates Michele. Michele hates Natalie. Neither one wants to see the other at the end of this game, or rather, get to the end of the game. IF they’re both in the final three, and one of them wins, they’re evicting the other. If I’m wrong, I’ll shave my head and put the webcast up here.

If Kevin were to keep Michele, having the sole vote to evict this week, he would thusly have a guaranteed spot in final two. Why? Because even though Natalie would be upset, her hatred of Michele would supercede that. And the reason for her hatred? She believes Michele is the reason Chima left, that it’s Michele’s fault. And I didn’t know Michele wielded the power to magically cause Chima to throw her mike pack into the hottub, repeatedly break the rules and get herself thrown out, way to go Michele!

So, he keeps Michele. Michele wins final three HOH. Michele evicts Natalie. Michele vs. Kevin in final two. Natalie wins final three HOH. Natalie evicts Michele. Kevin in final two.

The ONLY reason Natalie wants Michele out now is because she knows that Michele won’t take her to the end. If Jordan were to pull a miraculous win out of her ass, she would evict Kevin at the end, if nothing else than to make Jeff happy by sending his backstabber to jury. Natalie is playing for herself and yet Kevin still chooses to side with her. Natalie has it pretty much set up to get to final two, Kevin doesn’t.

So why is he siding with her? Is he playing for himself, or is he playing for Natalie?

Yakksters, we’re down to the wire. Click below to see who won POV and the responsibility of the sole eviction vote! Come discuss in our forums!

Kevin won POV.

Click on below to see who Natalie nominated for eviction! Come join the discussion in our forums!

Michele & Kevin are nominated for eviction.

We have a new HOH. Click below to find out who and come discuss!!

Natalie won HOH.

Yakksters, click on below to see who was nominated for eviction. Join us in the discussion!

Jeff & Michele are nominated for eviction.

Yakksters, click below to see if the POV was used & if nominations have changed! Come join us in our forums to chat everything Big Brother & More!

Jeff used the POV and removed Kevin. Jeff nominated Russell in his place.

Natalie & Russell are nominated for eviction.

Yaksters, click below to see who is nominted! Come chat with us in our live feed updates!

Kevin & Natalie are nominated for eviction.

Here we go!  Another day went by in the BB House.  Don’t have the feeds?  Have them, but missed the day?  Well then read on.  Remember though, you could get spoiled in the process, so only click read more if you really wanna know.

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Alright, to see how the day went, click more, but prepare to be spoiled!  Also, there is foul language in here, so if you don’t like that so much, you may want to not click below.

Today, or late late last night should I say, started out pretty mellow.  Late last night, there was really nothing to report.  Everyone seemed to either be sleeping, or getting along.  A lot of chit chat about this or that, but nothing of importance (unless of course you think Lydia and Kevin wanting to have sex with Jessie important of course.)  Blech.  Try transcribing that conversation!  Gave me nightmares!

ANYWAY… on to today.  So the house wakes up, and starts their daily routine as usual, with a more angry Braden than the night before.  Yes, he was complaining last night how Lydia, a girl he thought he was friends with, a girl he comforted when she got put up, a girl he let cry on his shoulder, a girl who he talked about hanging out with after… lied, backstabbed and messed up all of their games.  (Their being Braden, Jeff and Jordan… you know, the ones she was supposed to be aligned with.)

Well, he was even more upset this morning.  He was rumbling for awhile, mentioning to others about Lydia’s lying and backstabbing ways… he was a Braden Volcano ready to blow, and blow he did.

Lydia and Kevin were sitting in the shade against a wall in the backyard, Lydia giving a sob story about a previous love she lost, and just how horrible it was… when here comes Braden…  Braden puts a towel down next to them, and sits right down.  He says “I just wanted to say that the way you sold me out to your guys, it’s fine.  But I knew way before everything happened that I was going up and you had said something.  Everyone knew before, this was coming.  So don’t let it be such a big surprise when you go up the next week or the next week after, and that you won’t make past to the jury round.  It’s just sad.”…  And that was it….

Lydia then exploded into “Oh ok cause I nominated for you to go yeah, that was me, that was my grand scheme.”

Braden then says it was and maybe you should get that tatooed on your leg that “I got evicted from the Big Brother House because I backstabbed people that had your back”

The whole time, Lydia is interupting with Yeah, yeah whatever yeah 100% right there dude… etc. etc.

Braden saying he has not lied, always stayed true to his word, and will go home happy and blessed.  Lydia keeps up with the yeah yeah awesome awesome.  He keeps going… thanking them for all the great times and for relating with him so well, and then thanks Kevin for the same.  Lydia tells him not to attack Kevin.  Braden says he was thanking Kevin, never attacked Kevin.  She is basically threatening him, hand movements slicing her throat.. Don’t attack Kevin.  Do not say shit to Kevin right now.

Braden says what are you talking about.  I was being sincere to him, not you.  Lydia keeps going on saying he is awesome, great, yeah, she is a bitch, (and worse words that Braden never used)  Braden says, so, get another tattoo, you can put Braden on your ass (all the while she continues with yeah, awesome, yeah, awesome)

Then Kevin pipes up…  Just so you know, I was the one that suggested you go up.  (Which is not true… that was a convo between Nat, Jessie and Lydia without Kev present a couple of nights ago) so Braden says good, then you can get a Braden tattoo on your cock.

Kevin then gets up, and starts attacking Braden, saying he is an asshole, he is so full of shit etc. etc.  Braden says he has been nothing but real, and tells Kevin to go stick a banana up his ass.  Kevin keeps going with “You’re an asshole, you’re so full of shit, you fucked everyone you know”… Braden then proceeds to call Kevin a beaner.  (Yeah, you heard me right)… Kevin continues… WTF Braden, you don’t even know what nationality I am asshole… and Braden says I don’t care, I am white and American, wtf are you?  Lydia then gets up, screaming her fuck yous and leaves the yard.  Kevin calls Braden racist over and over… saying you don’t even know anything about me… you never even talked to me… which Braden says isn’t true, that they talked about their anniversary and such.

Lydia comes back out screaming that Braden needs to get the F out of her room, that she is going to move his stuff.  Braden saying don’t touch my stuff.  Kevin saying Lydia had NOTHING to do with you going up, they came and asked me… Braden saying really?  Then why did Russell say that?

Jeff pipes in, let’s not be derogatory here y’all… and Kevin gets mad at Jeff, saying I didn’t say anything!  Jeff says no, I was talking to Braden, it was wrong what Braden said.  He shouldn’t have said that.  Kevin, still thinking that Jeff is protecting Braden, is basically jumping up and down in the yard saying he didn’t say anything, that Braden called him an MF beaner!  He tells Braden that he is the running joke of the house… that everyone just laughs at his stupidity… Lydia and Kevin then go in the house, and start telling everyone the stuff Braden said, with Kevin still saying he called me a beaner!

Braden in the BY, saying I was sitting there talking to her, not raising my voice, just having a conversation, and she started yelling at me…   Inside, they are going on about the story, telling them the beaner comment, the tattoo comment etc.  Switch to… Lydia in the spa room, now yelling at Jordan about it all, yelling that Jordan isn’t talking to her anymore.  Then Kevin attacks Jeff, saying he is chilling with a bigot, and how that makes him a bigot.

Things begin to mellow, with Braden saying he isn’t racist, that he just said it get a rise basically (well that worked) – Jeff then asked Lydia why she went and attacked Jordan… well, here we go again.  Lydia starts screaming her fuck you’s again, mentions the whole Tuna story (long tuna story short, Jeff, before noms, went and asked him team upstairs if they wanted tuna he made, they declined and said stay, we are talking about who to put up, he said no, just made all this tuna and it will be gone, let’s talk later.  Lydia blames him for not hanging around instead of eating tuna is the reason she was put up.)  So she yells awhile, and runs to the HOH room to be left alone.

Ok really, all that was hard to type.  It ended just like it started.  All of a sudden.  Everyone was pretty much mellow and boring for the rest of the day.  Jeff has been asking all day though if it’s ok if he does things LOL.  Kind of funny… asking if he can go in the pool, cause he doesn’t want to find out later that he is an asshole for going in the pool on Monday… stuff like that.

Alas… it’s currently 11:07 pm Big Brother time, and all are hanging out and getting along.  Back to the norm, Lydia flirting endlessly with Jessie.  All others hanging out in the kitchen and BY chatting…  Just another day in the Big Brother House.