Ding-Dong Auditions dead! Ding-Dong the never ending auditions are dead! Tonight’s episode entitled “So You Know, There Are Only 24 spots…” (no comment from Fox as to why they really didn’t title the episode after tonight’s most used line) provided [...]

Idol Worshippers, welcome to another week of the never ending American Idol auditions. I swear, somewhere we were promised live shows. And well, we’ll get them next week, but tonight, we ran into TWO more speed bumps en route to [...]

Chris Medina, an early fan favorite on American Idol this year may not win the competition, but he is certainly a winner already. You remember his story, the true love tale about him and his fiance Julianna, and the tragic [...]

Warning my fellow Idol Worshippers. This recapper is quite the cynical being as of this publication. And with Idol hopefuls left with one final shot (that’s a lie, Ryan), cynicism could be trouble. In fact, in the spirit of last [...]

Goooooood Morning Idol Worshippers. First of all, I know you all stopped life and didn’t know how to go about your daily routine due to my absence last week. I’m also sure you cried uncontrollably when you found out my [...]

Idol Worshippers, I’ve been trying to <bleeping> figure out how to begin tonight’s recap. Then I find myself plagued by the image of Pants on the Ground 2.0, Mr. James Brown impersonator who could very well be psychiatrically ill, and the <bleeping> chick [...]

Welcome to yet another edition of random thought Thursday. I come to you live from my office, messy desk and all, and I do in fact have some random thoughts to share. My mind is a befuddlement of wonder I [...]

Happy Wednesday Idol worshippers! Did you miss me after the blunder in Nashville last week? I’m most definitely certain you did. Actually, I’m not certain at all. Almost as uncertain as I am about the success of Kara DioGuardi’s song [...]

American Idol starts off tonight’s show with a black card, apologizing for Steven Tyler’s Behavior last week, according to Ryan Seacrest. What behavior was that? Well, we’re not too sure, and Ryan isn’t spilling. Al he said was that viewers [...]

As you may have heard, Joe Perry, guitarist for Aerosmith was not too thrilled with Steven Tyler taking the judging gig on American Idol, but he can’t dispute that Tyler being the judge hasn’t boosted their sales. “I Don’t Want [...]