I just thought I’d say this:
Females get to pick from 90% of the male population for a mate…I get 10%. And that’s not even including the closeted ones. So we might toss another 5% on, just because I don’t just metrosexuals anymore than I do Sarah McLachlan before ruining my day with those ASPCA commercials.
And now: Hibernation.
So the Sphinx Speaks.